Posts Tagged ‘Politics SMS’

Chum Cham Cham . . . .

Chum Cham Cham . . . .

Musharraf ki chhaliya
Nawaz Shareef ka paan
Chal mere Zardari Liaqat Bagh,
Liaqat Bagh ki pehli gali
Benazir ko goli lagi
Sari dunya roney lagi
Rotey rotey bhook lagi
Hmare Mulk mein Atta nhi
Gillani tmhare nana nhi
Shaukat Aziz gae DILLI
DILLI se lae Billi
Billi ne diye 2 bache Allah miyan sache
Schey schey jaenge OBAMA ki Dulhan laenge
OBAMA ki Dulhan kaali 100 nakhron waali
1 nakhra toot gaya
Humara mulk doob Gaya:(

1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga

1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga
Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,

Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,

Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,
Jese garmi ki dhoop
Jese shetan ka roop

Zardari ka Farman

Zardari ka Farman,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,

Daur-e-Zardari hai

Ab Full corruption ki bari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,

Ab lootna maal sarkari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,

Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimmadari hai,
Q k izzat ka shikari Asif Ali zardari hai,

Ab photi Qismat hamari hai,
Q k ab nawaz sharif ka bhai Asif Ali zardari hai,

1 Anokhi dua

1 anokhi dua

Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,

Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya,

Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay,
Shohrat itni milay jitni “BB” ko mili

Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k

Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia

Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia!
=
Itni mahengai ki k hansto ko rula dia

Socha tha k shayud salary barhay gi,
=
Salary ghanta barhi, GHANTA barha dia

Asif zardari and coca cola

Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kub bahal hongay?
to Zardari ne kaha..
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.
.
BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!

1 Anokhi Dua

1 Anokhi Dua
Aap ko Khushyan itni milen jitni MUSHARRAF ko Gaaliyaan…
Aapki Zindagi Se Gham aise khatam hoon jese PTV se haya
Aapko GEO jesa sabar miley
Shorat itni mile jini “BB” ko mili
Health aesi mile jese SANGEETA ko…
or
Aap ke din aise phir jaye jese ZARDARI ke

The most cruel & wicked guy on earth

Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?

Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat

M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p